Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Chuck Norris

The kids started looking up Chuck Norris jokes on the computer yesterday. While we were at Famous Dave's for Emily's birthday dinner last night we had so much fun laughing as they recounted back to us all of their favorites. Here are the top five funniest jokes from last night:

#5 Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago but the grim reaper has been to afraid to tell him.

#4 If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5 than Chuck Norris has more money than you.

#3 If you decide to try and search for Chuck Norris with Google, be sure to spell the name correctly. Otherwise, instead of Google offering the correct spelling it gives you the warning --- "Run, before he finds you"

#2 When the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

#1 Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.


RuSty and LaLa said...

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried!

As for my blog I just went to cutest blog on the block and the format changed the pictures that way. I really like it too.

RCurtis said...

Oh boy! Adam could give you a run for your money if you had a contest about Chuck Norris jokes. I think he knows them all by heart. He even has a poster on his wall of Chuck Norris jokes. Sad, really, really sad. . . :) I'll have to post a picture of his poster so your kids can see what a fan Adam is. :)

Stacey B. said...

My favorite one recently was:
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognized the element of surprise.


Photographer: Rebecca Pierce said...

Chris has a favorite shirt that says, "There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned up the heat." Something like that. I'm proud.