The kids started looking up Chuck Norris jokes on the computer yesterday. While we were at Famous Dave's for Emily's birthday dinner last night we had so much fun laughing as they recounted back to us all of their favorites. Here are the top five funniest jokes from last night:
#5 Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago but the grim reaper has been to afraid to tell him.
#4 If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5 than Chuck Norris has more money than you.
#3 If you decide to try and search for Chuck Norris with Google, be sure to spell the name correctly. Otherwise, instead of Google offering the correct spelling it gives you the warning --- "Run, before he finds you"
#2 When the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
#1 Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.